make me choose

baebradunkelmanteam nice dynamite or xray and vav

↳  We’re kind of a package deal.


unphazedcat:

etta-candy-irl:

BINDIS ARE NOT YOUR CUTE QUIRKY TREND PLEASE STOP

And that my friends is how white people rip off and capitalize on PoC cultures and traditions example 2,948,034,134,654 of ∞


the-gubbins-trench:

Bonus:
Slow-Mogar.


telapathetic:

noogle-the-whovian:

minionamongmoosekateers:

tateshaw:

alleneverafter:

fuglypudding:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

Recycled tumblr humor

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supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

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comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these


someoneudontknow5:

Always add lava to make your LP 46.3% more entertaining (x)


You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me


welcome-to-my-chemical-fall-out:

my-chemical-rhona:

infinityonfolie:

fall out boy isn’t just a band.

it’s an emotion.

at least it’s not an idea

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akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just


deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.


“he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)” — every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)



“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.” — my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)