Swear Jar
Request # 6
Swear Jar
Word Count: 902
Ship: Mavin
“Michael, I don’t like the language anymore. That’s all.” Gavin said firmly, arms crossed over his chest.
Michael was dumbfounded. “You don’t like the language? I’ve been using that language this whole fucking time! You never complained before!” He fumed. Gavin was being ridiculous.
get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Guy talks about a chest deformity
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
- Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
- Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.
rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
I fucking love this film.
Current Phase: Roosterteeth
